If Bored, come here check out my jokes...hope u enjoy em

Thx to sha, i hav to cr8 tis new topic...=.=...nw i hav to redo...darn u sha!!!...hpmh!!....

lets do a poll 1st... xDDDD

Hurr? Why me?..Ey, vin creating a new topic is by all ur means to do it! U dont have to ask ppl to vote fer u lurr...U can create as many if u want adn we'll be waiting to read it...Lols, ure wasting ur time mann =DDD

Oh yes. there's an issue the other day where u posted the jokes. ill tell more after my tuition.

Okays! =DD

i tried viewing using desktop or the fast network and it had major errors so i went to the other weak lousy connection which means COMPLETELY different ip address which was able to access the 'joke' topic 2-3 days ago.
Apparently the code was restricted and the admin module crashed so i had to delete and rollback the changes to the 1st 'joke' topic. As of Tuesday.

Just don't copy and paste from somewhere. The admin panel identified it as an external code so yeah ~

if posting something, don't copy & paste.

The new upgraded forum is slightly more sensitive to ...nvm you people got the point so yeah.

In anycase, if i can't view it here on normal network then i'll go on the 'abnormal' one.

Do post more then.

P.S: i vote for a yes

Hahhas...okays pro! =DDDDD

TT stop calling me pro

Ahahahhahas~~~ ILL CALL U A GODLY PRO THEN...>DANNY=GODLY RPODANNY=GODLY RPODANNY=GODLY RPODANNY=GODLY RPODANNY=GODLY RPODANNY=GODLY RPODANNY=GODLY RPODANNY=GODLY RPODANNY=GODLY RPODANNY=GODLY RPODANNY=GODLY RPODANNY=GODLY RPODANNY=GODLY RPODANNY=GODLY RPO
hahas

0o...so tat's wad happened to my jokes...i tot shazz deleted it...sori..xp....

so if cnt copy and paste, how to post quickly?

OMG!!!!!!! VIN, u accused me.....DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!! Hmmmph!! Im not so bad lurr T.T....Arghhhhh~>-O

MEEEP im sorry TT

well, mebbe dun post that much. i never copy paste my posts cos rarely use other sources xD

but if u still want to use other source. copy & paste it to notepad [not microsoft word] save as a file . and then copy AGAIN from the notepad and paste it on forum.

hope it helps :p

just love how scripting works~~`

Hahahhahas...NO srys =DDD
*VIN GET THAT IN UR HEAD AND STOP ACCUSING ME NEXT TIME* =PP

T_T sry for the damage

hey hey...of cos i accuse u(which i am sori 4)..hu was the one kip on sayin get out of my topic.......=.=""...of cos 1st person to come to mind is u wad..Lols!!!!

and thx for ur tip shinn...xD much appreciatated....i go try ltr.xDDD

boo dun thank me, u shud be mad at me TT sry pro

=.=""....mad at u for???

deleting stuffs?~ and making forum sensitive~?

LolS...not ur fault..anyways if i mad at u, ur guardian angel sha will........................do wad she do..hahhahhaahs

zzzzzzzzzz guardian angel~ lol

YES WHY? SO WHAT IF IM HIS GUARDIAN ANGEL HUR??!!!!!!!!!!...I obviously wont be so bad to delete ur posts....GAWD!!!!!!!!!! Btw, dont have to be mad at anyone...

Lols....i said i am sori alot of times alrdy rite...still harping on it...zzzz

Here r sum jokes....sum of them r abit dirty...u r WARNed
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Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.

The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"

The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."
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The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitches a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that !!!!

The teenager tells her, "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on, With her old wrinkled pair on show. The teenager wants to die.

She explains to her Grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it just is not appropriate .....

The grandmother says, "Loosen up Sweetie. If you can shown off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
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Teacher: "Johnny, give me a sentence starting with 'I'"

Little Johnny: "I is..."

Teacher: "No, Little Johnny. Always say 'I am.'"

Little Johnny: "All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Little Johnny's Dad sees him sitting with his head down. He heads over to talk to him, "Hey Johnny, is something wrong?"

"Yeah,... I'm really depressed"

"Why, what's the matter?"

"I caught my girlfriend in bed with my best friend."

"Wow, that's terrible. What did you do?"

"I dragged her out of the bed and told her it's over."

"So what did you do with your best friend?"

"I sat him down...tied him up...looked him straight in the eye...and said...Bad Dog! Bad Dog!"
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Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnny's' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy's' balloons and she's screaming "Oh God, I'm coming!"

ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLS!!!! VIn, u shud noe that everytime, i get mad....I wont be mad for long so its obvious that i was joking xPPPPPPPPPPPP...OMG vin, uve forgotten me as a friend....awww, so sad T.T hhahahahahahs xDDDDD jkjk

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahhahahhahas...FUNNY!! xDD

lol nice jokes xD

the last one~~~~~~~ is~~..

Oh yeah, I was laFFING hahahhahahs xDD

lmao

hahahas...dear sha...i was juz jking..=.=""...i oso nv forget u...lols!!!....

Thx...happy that u 2 enjoyed it xD hehe....

my fave out of those is the last one...hahhahaas

OMG!!!! VIn, dont call me DEAR~~ Rawr~ xDD...later ur gf jealous eh =PPPPPPP

Hahahhas we Love the jokes YEs YES =DD

yes yes jokes good

me like jokes lots

heheh xDD

me like jokes me happy she like jokes she happy !

WE ALL LIKE JOKES! WE HAPPY!! YAYSSSS

Of cos it must come along with candies~~~ >__<

Yes Happy :D

No not only candies, CHOCOLATES Tooo!~~
Im feeling so high now xDDD

oooh let's all get high~ and u dun do it again like last nite pls TT

Aww hahahhas....=DD...Dont worry, ill do it again xDD...Soon SOoon!! Ill tell u when i get high XDDDDDD ~Chocolates are LOVE!~

Do IT llike last night????.....hmmmmm....wonder wad tat means......xp!!!!

YES!! It means something xDD!!! everytime i get high after CONSUMING CHOCOLATES xDDDDDDDDDD>....

Hehehe~ Anyone can be my victim...Someone was my victim ytd xPP....Maybe, could be everyday xDDDDDDDDDDD

WONDER wad u do when u get high..............xDDDDDDD

Welll....SOmething~~~ NOt really a bad thing but irritating AND FUN!!!! AND CUTE~~ xP

hmmmm.....*thining of SUMTHING*

*thining? Wow nice word vin Whats the meaning? LOLS xPPPPPP....
Well~ Dont think of it...Hehhehe....Shhh~ Danny lets keep this to ourselves muahahhahahs~ Better dont let vin's dirty thots influenced our *PURE and DECENT* minds xDD

*ehem*...Pure and Decent mind*???...U SUre Anot???...haahhahahahas

ooh k we keep it to ourselves

lol

hehehhe...aww too bad u wont know what is it =PPPPPP

xD wont know wont know~

Hahahhahahahah~ Keep on guessing all u want. Trust me...U still wont know xPPPP